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Restaurant Pickup (Read 351 times)
Brentiman
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Restaurant Pickup
Aug 4
th
, 2009, 4:54am
A Jamaican guy enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it she will be his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young lady, saying that its from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the jamaican, the note reads…
“For me to accept this bottle you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank and 9 inches in your trousers.”
After Reading this note the Jamaican sends back a note of his own, it reads…
“jus su yuh know…me av a bran new benz an a bran new bimma park up inna mi yard, an mi av over 10 million inna de bank but nuhbaddy an mi mean NUHBADDY nah gon mek mi cut 3 inch off a wah mi av inna mi pants…suh yuh can jus sen back di champagne!”
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Brentiman
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Nov 5
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Quote from duttygyal
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Hey duttygyal, wat's gwaanin! apart from di joak too long fi yu?
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...memba sey shi neva complete di JAMAL class u nuh Brenti...po ting a try ESL(english as a second language) in har hometown. Wi haffi deal wid har wid wan wan sentences. Shi wont change...too 'ol
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